All I can say is that Damien looks like a tool. 

bella-watson:

It’s just disturbing. And douchebags are not people I like to see on a daily basis. Or smell, for that matter.

Besides, A douche is something you put in your vagina… I wouldn’t let him anywhere near that zone.

(Source: bella-violets, via bella-violets)

All I can say is that Damien looks like a tool. 

bella-watson:

And that none of you girls deserve that BS.

Smells like one too.

(Source: bella-violets)

(via rachel-h)

Text to June Novak, Ana Lopez 

• D: Miss me yet?
• J: Can't say I do. At all.... Why do you have my number?
• D: How'd you know who it was if you didn't have my number?
• J: I can just smell your Axe from here... And only four people text me. Doubt you're any one of those. Deduction is an amazing thing.

Text to June Novak, Ana Lopez 

• D: Miss me yet?
• J: Can't say I do. At all.... Why do you have my number?

d—damien:

Just keep telling yourself that. If you want to see what the big deal is, all you need to do is ask. I’m sure I could prove you wrong.

Thank you, really. I can tell you’re reaching from the bottom of your cold, unbeating heart but no.

(Source: june-novak)

d—damien:

june-novak:

d—damien:

If you’re talking about my dick, then you’re hilarious. I’ve had many people ask me to carry them out to their car because they couldn’t walk the next morning, if you know what I mean.

Am I supposed to be impressed?

I bet you are, sweetheart. You don’t need to hide it either. I’ll keep it a secret.

But see, I’m not. At all.

d—damien:

If you’re talking about my dick, then you’re hilarious. I’ve had many people ask me to carry them out to their car because they couldn’t walk the next morning, if you know what I mean.

Am I supposed to be impressed?

(Source: june-novak)

d—damien:

june-novak:

#that one day i was a tool #oh wait

Do you reek of Axe and wear your sunglasses indoors too?

Do you always wear clothes that show your tits a bit too much? Believe me, they’re nothing special.

My tits are everything and a bag of chips, thank you very much.

I mean, I’m sure that big ego of yours is to compensate for something. Something people probably can’t see. 

#that one day i was a tool #oh wait

Do you reek of Axe and wear your sunglasses indoors too?